being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
it’s because… it’s an adjective… …
you will be stupid
you are stupid
you were stupid
This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt
Eric Forman // Season 2 (pt.4)
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
every text post in december must be formatted like this
if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there’s something siriusly ron with you.